and the winner is...tah dah

Not having television, I did not watch the Academy Awards, but of course, managed to surf the web for all the best and worst dressed and badly behaved of the gala. What is it, whatwhat, that we need from all of this? I spent waaaay too much time analyzing JLo v. Sandra and by the way, were Brangelina just too pooped from parenting to show up and look as if they are reallyreally still a couple, or did one of the kids get lost in Brad's horrid beard and they had to cancel the limo? And why, for god's sake, do I care and spend time actually discussing this? Cuz I love the gowns and the jewels and the glamor and I hope and pray that the old broads look stunning. And they did.