Things I Learned in Alaska
You can't have too many minutes on your phone.
Things can always get worse.
But they get better.
Titanium sets off the TSA alarm.
Older women with bath salts get patted down.
Bring your cane and board early.
Gate N is not that close - pee on the plane.
There really are moose in the streets of Anchorage.
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